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CIGARETTES

The shirt that keeps getting more expensive.

Current price · USD
$3
2 sold · Next shirt $4

The price rises by one dollar (USD) each time a shirt is sold. Sizes S–XXXL.

Fig. 1 — The Shirt The Original Cigarettes T‑Shirt — a bone 6.1 oz cotton tee with the word CIGARETTES printed across the chest.
Style № 001

The Original Cigarettes T‑Shirt

6.1 oz ring‑spun cotton, printed one at a time. One word, across the chest.

Every shirt sold raises the price by one dollar. 2 sold. After this one, the price becomes $4.

Printed and shipped to order.

§ 01 — About the Original Cigarettes T‑Shirt

The Original Cigarettes T‑Shirt makes one product: a cotton t‑shirt that says cigarettes across the chest. We do not make other designs. We think one is enough.

The price began at one dollar and rises by one dollar every time a shirt is sold. It has never gone down. Everyone who buys one pays more than the person before them, and less than the person after.

The company is called The Original Cigarettes T‑Shirt. It lives at theoriginalcigarettestshirt.com. We think that is a good name, and a good address.

Cigarettes t‑shirt specifications

The Word
Cigarettes. Printed across the chest.
Fabric
6.1 oz ring‑spun cotton.
Colour
Bone.
Fit
Classic boxy fit. Unisex. Sizes S–XXXL.
Printing
Printed to order, one at a time.
Pricing
Began at $1.00 USD. Rises by $1.00 with every shirt sold. Currently $3.
Care
Machine wash cold. Tumble dry low.

§ 02 — Reviews

“Exactly as described.”— Verified buyer
“I wear it constantly.”— Verified buyer
“Good shirt.”— Verified buyer

§ 03 — The Register

Every shirt we have sold, in order, with the price its owner paid. The price has only ever gone up.

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We publish a name only if its owner asks us to.

Bought one? Add your name to the register +

We check your email against the order, then discard it. We store only your chosen name.

§ 04 — Cigarettes T‑Shirt FAQ

Does it come in other designs? +

No. We make one shirt: a 6.1 oz bone cotton tee that says CIGARETTES across the chest. We think one is enough.

Do you sell actual cigarettes? +

No. We sell a t‑shirt. It says cigarettes. There is no tobacco and no nicotine — it is 100% cotton.

Is the domain the name of the company? +

Yes. theoriginalcigarettestshirt.com is exactly what we sell and who makes it. We think it is a strong address.

Is this a real store? +

Yes. The Original Cigarettes T‑Shirt is a real store. The shirt is printed to order and ships worldwide. Checkout is handled securely by Shopify.

What size should I order? +

It is a classic boxy unisex fit in sizes S–XXXL. For a standard fit, take your usual size; for an oversized look, size up. See the size guide for chest measurements.

How much is it, and where does it ship? +

The price began at $1.00 and rises by $1.00 each time a shirt is sold, so it changes over time — the current price is shown at the top of this page. It is printed to order and ships worldwide, usually within a few business days of printing. See shipping and returns for details.